Me and Kira were walking down the street, minding our own business. We stoped at a bench to rest a little bit before we headed home. *We had went to the store and consumed a good amount a junk food and various coffee products* Across the street from us is a little feed store thats been there forever and a Voodoo supply shop. This guy was on a cherrypicker trimming a tree. (and letting branches fall on cable lines) Then his ten or so year old son comes out and starts playing with a motherfucking machete!! He started chopping at things and pretending to be a Samurai. The thing was sharp too, since he was using it to hack into a building and was leaving pretty good gashes. Me and Kira just sat there cringing. The stupid kid was throwing it up in the air and trying to catch it!!! Then his idiot father yells something to him in Spanish and the kid grabs a plugged in chainsaw and hammer and tries to run with all three while his father chops down the tree branch over him. And still, that kid was still okay and was still playing with the goddamn machete!! Thank any and every god that that kid just happened to be very fucking lucky. After over a half-hour of gawking and worrying our fucking asses off, we descided to go home. Still watching the news to hear: "Child decapitates himself w/ machete; Father to be tried on neglect resulting in death."